Why own a Show dog? There's a danger you know.
You can't own just one, for the craving will grow. Each one is special , so useful, so funny,
the food bill grows larger, you owe the vet money
Your folks never visit, few friends come to stay,
Except other dog folks, who live the same way.
Your lawn has now died and our shrubs are dead,too.
your weekends are busy, your off with your crew.
There's dog food and vitamins, training and shots
And entries and travel and motels which cost lots.
Is it worth it you wonder? Are you caught in a trap?
then that favorite comes up and climbs in your lap.
His look says you're special and you know that you will
Keep all the critters in spite of the bill.
Some just for showing, and some just to breed
And some just for loving, they all fill a need.
Winter is a hassle, but the dogs love it true,
And they must have their walks tho' you are numb and blue
Late evening is awful, you scream and you shout
At the dogs on the sofa, who refuse to go out.
The dogs and the dog shows, the travel, the thrills
The work and the worry, the pressure, the bills
The whole thing seems worth it, the dogs are your life.
they're charming and funny and offset the strife.
Your lifestyle has changed, things just won't be the same.
Yes those dogs are addictive and so's the dog game!
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Author Unknown
There lies the danger
While living with lots, you'll grow poorer and strange.
